Scarborough Fair

Me: So they shipped my xBox, but they didn’t ship the thing I bought the console for – Bayonetta…
Colleague: Why do you need Bayonetta for so much?
Me: So I can play a sexy girl in skimpy latex-like clothing, shooting four guns, two of which are in her stiletto heels, fighting angels and summoning torture devices with her special attacks like Iron Maiden to put my enemies in or guillotines to decapitate them, or kicking them with my hair?
Colleague: You have some serious issues…
Me: =^-^=!