Warhammer Online is like the hottest chick you could ever
imagine….she is the girl that you lay awake at night thinking
about….she’s the girl that when you do fall asleep fills your dreams
with such lust and excitement that you wake up out of breath, panting,
wanting nothing and no one but her. Warhammer Online is that
girl….and now she has called you from her car and told you she is on
the way over and she is going to give you the greatest sex of your
life…..the sex will be so good you will need intravenous fluids to
keep you going….your bed will have to be reinforced with steel
gurders, your couch and rug had better have scotchguard. And when she
gets there……4 hours late……she strips off her clothes and sits
next to you on the couch and rubs your leg for six hours, and every
time you tried to make a move she tells you she is saving herself for
marriage.
Warhammer Online is that girl. At first when she calls, you’re
like…yeah I’m gonna get some! An hour into the leg rubbing your
still convinced, but there is this nawing feeling in the back of your
head like…why isn’t this going anywhere yet. Two hours later, you’re
thinking, atleast I saw her naked. A couple hours after that, you’re
getting sick and tired of hearing her talk about school and work, and
how one of her friends hit on a friend of a friends girlfriend. When
she finally leaves, you are relieved. The pain is unbearable. You can
barely walk her to the door, where you try to kiss her but she says not
on the first date and tousles your hair playfully. She tells you she
will see you in six months….and then you will really, really have a
great time. Warhammer Online is that girl.
She is the girl that makes you think about calling the girls that
live next door. One is AOC. She looks mannish and that adam’s apple
has you worried, but you are desperate. Or there is the other girl,
LOTRO that has a pretty face but is only 18….a little young, but she
seems like she’s growing into a beautiful woman if you give her time.
Hmmm……time to call LOTRO girl.